Carnal Cryptids

Carnal Cryptids: East Coast

Extras: This book will come with a free 2" vinyl sticker of the cover art, as shown in photos. You'll also receive two 4x6" uncensored art prints: one of the altar orgy scene with JD, Penn, Will, and Desi*, and one of Pinup Valentine's Will by Lewd Slughetti, with a link to a bonus story on the back. (Beventi requires us to censor our character art on here, but your versions will be NSFW!)

Blurb: Desiderata needed a drink. After a long day of dodging darts and heckling tourists from her balloon game booth on the Wildwood boardwalk, she just wanted to forget her looming housing angst for an hour. When heavy flirtation and a cocktail from a suave substitute bartender shakes up her evening, things are looking up.

Until, of course, she catches him making out with a hot college guy not five minutes later.

In an attempt to forget the sinfully sexy stranger from the night before, Desi agrees to a dinner date with the eyeful of tall, dark and handsome that shows up at her job the next day. There’s just one little catch: he’s apparently already dating the two guys from the bar.

For JD, a shift behind a Jersey shore dive bar was always the same: predictable, boring, a little bit sticky. So what was it about this gorgeous brunette that instantly had him on the rocks? One look at her brought out the beast in him - and a desperate hope that she might be what he and Penn need to save Will for good. After over a century of struggle, they were due for a win - and someone who really believed in them.

One night.

That’s all they’ll need to get Desi to agree to.

But it’s going to be one hell of a night.

Pairing: MMMF

Standalone: Yes (HEA)

Style: Monster Romance / Polyam / Why Choose / 18+

Length: 278 Pages (Novel)

Content: Explicit content / potential triggers, including but not limited to: violence, gun violence, dub-con, trauma, kidnapping, bondage, magical coercion, superficial wounds, unusual monster anatomy, BDSM / power exchange, primal pursuit, praise / punishment, suicidal ideation, exhibitionism, group sex, and more.

(If any content notes are missing that you feel should have been included, please reach out!)

*The artist I commissioned this foursome piece from several years ago aggressively espoused vile homophobic views under the guise of "religion" in early 2026, despite making a staggering amount of money off of the queer monster romance community for years and formerly identifying as queer himself. As a result, I will no longer be platforming him with tags or mentions, and will also be making a donation to queer-centric charities with the purchase of every signed copy of Carnal Cryptids: East Coast.