Santa's Sack

Paperback comes with NSFW print

Bundle Includes: NSFW 5x7 Art print, bookmark, and some other small goodies

Pairing: M/M

Standalone: Yes
Style: Paranormal / Holiday

Page Count: 87 Pages (Novella)

Content: The following sentient object romance story is a work of fiction and is classified as parody. If you saw the cover of this book and still picked it up, you should know it’s about to get real weird, but we’re going to warn you anyway. This is a story about a Sack-person and Santa Claus having intimate relations. Some content included you should consider before reading includes kidnapping, d0m/sub dynamic, honorifics, 0ral s-x, @nal s-x, edging, bedroom accessories including candy c-rings, nipple clamps, candy flogger (which obviously also means impact play), and a St. Andrew’s Cross, degradati0n, crawling, unprotected s-x, cream pie resulting from said unprotected s-x, a huge lollic0ck, glitter c-m, boring meetings because Nicole is obsessed with them for some reason but it’s okay because she writes them so well, TEAMS messaging (but not the kind you think), enemies to lovers, forbidden relationship, opposites attract, s-xual awakening, exhibitionism, gummy worm filling (this will make sense later we promise), gross snake tongue, Sack Daddy, flavored spooge, and an epilogue with a leather mommy elf Domme and her two consensual subs, b0ndage, and stilettos.

Blurb: Last year, disaster struck when Santa Claus was kidnapped and taken to Halloweenville. This year, the Seasonal Symposium Officials are putting protective measures in place.

Except…

Santa and his captor, Sackman, inadvertently discovered they shared dark carnal proclivities. They will do whatever it takes to ensure a repeat performance this year, but will just one night be enough?

No one expects Santa to beg to be on the naughty list.

Santa’s Sack is a parody (sentient object adjacent) romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This story contains intimate relations between a sack/man and Santa. Check interior content considerations for a full list of information, and read at your own risk!