Fully Charged

Paperback includes NSFW print

Bundle Extras Include: 5x7 NSFW Print, Bookmark, and seven stickers.

Pairing: M/F

Standalone: Yes
Style: Paranormal / Sentient Object Romance
Page Count: 69 Pages (Novella)

Content: The following sentient object romance story is a work of fiction and is classified as parody. If you saw the cover of this book and still picked it up, you should know it’s about to get real weird, but we’re going to warn you anyway. This story contains intimate relations between a female human and a giant male pink rabbit. There are references to divorce (off page), children (female main character is a divorcée and her children are away with family during the story, but make an appearance in the epilogue), alcohol, drug use (off page), book harm (explicit), masturbation (female), p0rn use (off page), use of s*x toys (a lot of them), s*x toy malfunction, 0rgasm denial, a giant pink bunny, his drum, dad shoes, flavored j*zz, female €jaculation, 0ral s*x, penetrative s*x, mutual play with an absurd amount of unusual phallic toys, extremely nerdy electrical puns, dirty talk, TPS reports, and of course–batteries.

Blurb: Jewel is a newly single mom who just wants to unwind in her rare time alone. The kids are away, and it’s time for mama to play…with herself.

Except the off-brand batteries in her favorite tool die mid-session. When she replaces them with the industry leader, Ohm-azing, Jewel gets more than long lasting pleasure.

Wattson has been sent from Ohm-azing headquarters to ensure Jewel is 100% satisfied.

Fully Charged is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human woman and a mythical pink rabbit. Read at your own risk!