My Date with Water

5x7 NSFW print included

Pairing: F/NBi

Standalone: Yes
Style: Paranormal / Sentient Object Romance
Page Count: 66 Pages (Novella)

Content: You should know by now that this book is gonna be weird, but this time the smut really is the plot. This bitch is about to get railed six ways to Sunday by the ocean—who honestly is a pervert. Every hole gets filled. There is m@sturbation, use of s*x toys, screaming (the good kind), v@ginal penetration, DP (a rod in both holes), as close to 0ral s*x as you can get with water, expletives, disregard for sea life, c@nnabis use, breath play, zero gravity(ish) s*x, s*x in the ocean (obviously), c*ock (?) warming, an inordinate amount of fish, c*mming so hard you pass out…twice, tiny houses, and sand in places you should never get sand.

Blurb: “Unassisted spontaneous orgasms.” That’s what the news is calling it. Marina calls it a dream come true. Except after a bad break up, she’s stuck in the house she grew up in, becoming increasingly sexually frustrated. She loves her parents, but she’s a screamer, and that’s just a line she isn’t willing to cross while living under their roof.

So when she decides to get away for a weekend, is it really her fault if the calling of the shore was just too strong to resist? Renting a tiny house on an uninhabited cove, Mari is about to discover if the deep blue sea will be the stuff of her dreams, or become her worst nightmare.

My Date With a Water is part of The Sentient Object Calendar Series, a shared series curated by some of your favorite off-the-wall authors: Biblio Barbie, Dakota Cockaday, Holly Wilde, Luna Cantrip, Nicole Parker, Sylvia Morrow, Thea Masen, Unfortunate Reads, and Vera Valentine. It is meant for readers 18 and over who are ready to embrace a deeper experience with some unusual holidays.