Pushin' Cushions

Paperback comes with NSFW print

Bundle Includes: This bundle will come with a bonus NSFW postcard-sized art prints (yours will be uncensored), a special "Double Stitched Sl*t" bookmark, and five stickers specially designed by Unfortunate Reads: "FinFuckerz", "FinFuckers", the infamous brass dolphin, a round "Double Stitched Sl*t" design, and a "Dirty Little Davenport" design.

Pairing: M/NBi

Standalone: Yes (non-HEA/HFN)

Style: Paranormal Romance /  18+

Pages: 44 (novella)

Content:  This story contains a Republican, and while we wouldn’t quite consider this an HEA/HFN situation, the MC might be kiiiinda into it at the end, so we’ll let you decide! The main character is male, but the couch is canonically non-binary, though some feminine references are applied to its upholstered “anatomy” for descriptions’ sake. There are also references to dolphin attraction and associated content (non-explicit, no acts are described), drinking liquor, finance bro 0nlyFans, hatred of cats, hatred of childless women that adopt said cats, s*xual penetration of furniture (flashback and present), divorce, dubc*n, dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking), technical furniture v0re/consuming (no death involved), identity theft, campaign finance fraud, misogyny, wet socks, situation-based momentary snowballing, humiliation play. All humans and furniture pieces in this story are consistently above the age of 18.