Handle Me
Unfortunate Reads
Genres: Romance
Tropes: Hockey, LGBTQIA, MM, Fated Mates, Sentient Object Romance
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Paperback comes with NSFW print and bookmark
Bundle Includes: 5x7 NSFW art print, bookmark, and sticker pack!
Pairing: M/M
Standalone: Yes
Style: Paranormal / Sentient Object Romance
Page Count: 43 Pages (Novella)
Content: This book is a fictional story about a man who gets it on with his hockey stick. The hockey stick is sentient, it passes the Harkness Test. This story contains sexual scenes with a sentient inanimate object, including anal sex, oral sex, and frotting. This is not encouragement for anyone to have sex with sports equipment of any kind.
Blurb: Jace Masterson is a God.
Skilled with his hands and sporting a deliciously dirty mouth, he’s one of the most sought-after men in Toronto. And he’s mine.
If I could smile, I would. I love it here. I love Jace. But most of all? I love how Jace handles me.
Handle Me is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This contains intimate relations between a human man and a sentient hockey stick. It passes the Harkness test, but it’s still weird. Read at your own risk!