Pushin' Cushions

Pushin' Cushions

Extras: This book will come with two bonus NSFW postcard-sized art prints (yours will be uncensored).

Blurb:  Dennis J. Rance has been under immense pressure since being chosen as the Vice Presidential Candidate. His running mate is a dumpster fire, his wife left him, and he’s working 90 hours a week. He desperately needs a break, and decides it’s time to take care of himself for once.

So what’s a man to do when he’s alone and needs release? Well, Dennis is a little…different. When his unusual “usual” methods fail, it’s time to indulge in one of his most forbidden desires. It worked for him in college with that ratty old couch, and this new one is just so plush.

But Dennis doesn’t know this furniture has a sinister secret of its own…

Pushin’ Cushions is a parody sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This story contains intimate relations between a human man and demon-possessed furniture. Check interior content considerations for a full list of information, and read at your own risk!

Pairing: M/NBi

Standalone: Yes (non-HEA/HFN)

Style: Paranormal Romance /  18+

Pages: 44 (novella)

Content:  This story contains a Republican, and while we wouldn’t quite consider this an HEA/HFN situation, the MC might be kiiiinda into it at the end, so we’ll let you decide! The main character is male, but the couch is canonically non-binary, though some feminine references are applied to its upholstered “anatomy” for descriptions’ sake. There are also references to dolphin attraction and associated content (non-explicit, no acts are described), drinking liquor, finance bro 0nlyFans, hatred of cats, hatred of childless women that adopt said cats, s*xual penetration of furniture (flashback and present), divorce, dubc*n, dirty-talking (to a couch), slut-shaming (the same couch), light BDSM (couch spanking), technical furniture v0re/consuming (no death involved), identity theft, campaign finance fraud, misogyny, wet socks, situation-based momentary snowballing, humiliation play. All humans and furniture pieces in this story are consistently above the age of 18.