Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires
The Holiday Hedonism Series
Genres: Romance, LGTB, Paranormal, Romantic Comedy, Why Choose / Reverse Harem
Tropes: Vampire, Poly Romance, Insta-love, Heroine in Danger, Fast Burn
Ruby & the V-Day Vanpires
Extras: This book will come with two bonus stickers: a small version of the cover, and a "Just Say No to Geocaching and HOAs" sticker.
Blurb: They’re magical monster-hunting vampires living in a van, she’s a fed-up middle-aged divorcee attempting to geocache her Valentine’s Day into oblivion. Perfect. Now the question is: can Quintain, Fletcher, and Marcus convince Ruby that the best way to resurrect her love life is with a few guys that are also back from the dead?
Pairing: MMMF
Standalone: Yes (HFN)
Style: Paranormal Reverse Harem / 18+
Pages: 45 (novella)
Content: Ruby and the V-Day Vanpires is a 9,619 word stimulating short story about the importance of cleaning up public parks, practicing safe archery, and that age - and getting absolutely RAILED in the back of a van by three bi vampires - is only a state of mind. This tale is written for adults, and intended for 18+ audiences only. It involves explicit group activity, unprotected “interactions” with said undead suitors and their ahem nocturnal emissions, slight kidnapping, the ol’ fangy kiss to access liquid vampire chow, being impaled (the fun way, with 2 peens in 1 V), being impaled (the NOT fun way - like, with an arrow), sex pollen/poison (aka have to the deed to survive), as well as brief mentions of Homeowner’s Associations (HOAs), and geocaching.
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