Deluxe Alien Romance Reading Kit
Monster F*cker Merchandise
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Beam Me Up Slippers - Cozy Alien Abduction House Shoes (Shoe size)
5-6
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$105 USD
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Limited Run — While Supplies Last. What's inside: 📖 Wed To The Alien Warlord — Signed Paperback 📖 Wed To The Alien Prince — Signed Paperback 🧦 Beam Me Up Slippers — Cozy Alien Abduction House Shoes 🌙 Glow-In-The-Dark Book Sleeve — Abduction Candidate Pinup Girl 🏷️ Annotation Sci-Fi Page Flags — Bookish Sticky Tabs 🛸 Monster F*cker Wearable Blanket — Cozy Sherpa-Lined Reading Companion Each order is packed with tissue paper and a handwritten thank you note. Because you deserve it, rabies babies! Save vs. buying individually. This is a limited run kit, when it's gone, it's gone.