I Don't Get Into Accidents, I Cause Them - Dire Bound Sticker

"Your concern for me is just so touching. But I don't get into accidents. I cause them."

Consider this your warning label.

A caution triangle in Nocturna's signature magenta, because Meryn Cooper has never been a hazard to avoid — she's a hazard to become. This sticker isn't a threat. It's just an accurate description of the kind of person who picks it up.

Sticker features:

• Measures approx. 2.5" wide

• Thick, high-quality vinyl material

• Waterproof

• Dishwasher safe

• Removes without residue

• Scratch resistant

Stick it somewhere people will see it and understand immediately: you've read Dire Bound by Sable Sorensen, you survived the Bonded City, and you walked out of Nocturna with absolutely zero regrets and zero accidents. Only intentions.

This is officially licensed Dire Bound merch for fans of the Wolves of Ruin series — for readers who loved Meryn's sharp edges, who lived for every crackling moment of her enemies-to-lovers slow burn with Stark, and who are still not over that ending. If romantasy books, dark fantasy merch, and direwolf chaos are your thing, you've found your people.

From the Wolves of Ruin series by Sable Sorensen, © 2025. Artwork by Amy Olszak of zoo&roo.