Property of the Smut Cult™ Bracelet
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Earthbound Chaos
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Welcome to the cult. 💋
The Property of the Smut Cult™ Bracelet is an event-exclusive piece for readers who don’t just read the chaos — they belong to it.
Designed for signings, book fairs, and in-person chaos gatherings, this stretch bracelet features natural stone beads and a sleek engraved bar stamped with Property of the Smut Cult™ in gothic script. It’s subtle enough to wear every day, bold enough that those who know will clock it instantly.
This is not mass merch.
This is a badge of devotion.
A “you had to be there” artifact.
Slip it on. Stay feral. Behave accordingly.
✨ Event-only item
✨ Comfortable stretch fit
✨ Natural stone beads
✨ Engraved metal bar
✨ Designed for the Smut Cult inner circle